The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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