Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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