what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You can't motorboat a personality
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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