I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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