Whod you bang
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Randomize
