Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So much rum. So many feels.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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