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Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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