let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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