I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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