I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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