i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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