should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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