so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
