I'm gonna have a badass scar
i just google imaged poop.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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