Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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