this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize