i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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