We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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