only if we run a train.
done.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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