I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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