found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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