its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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