the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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