You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
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go home
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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