i think i have herpe
just one?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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