redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My pussy is not your playground.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
