Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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