i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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