the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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