So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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