Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Houston, we have a squirter
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
