listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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