I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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