My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
