real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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