i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
