He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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