Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
