I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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