Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
