Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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