Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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