stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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