Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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