have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I intend to get homeless drunk
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
sick fucks of a feather flock together
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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