Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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