if i died would you start the facebook group?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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