So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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