god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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