You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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