3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We got so high we made milksteak
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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