Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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