"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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