they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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