U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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