So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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