brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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