dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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