Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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